These smell a little less ferocious.
—Andrew Zimmern, comparing raw bull testicles to cooked bull testicles
it actually pisses me off so much that there’s the whole world out there, yet I’m just going to school every day. while I could be off finding wonderful things in foreign cities or climbing mountains or helping people or just wandering, and I feel like I’d learn so much more doing that instead, really.
I got into an elevator on the first floor. It wasn’t elevating me like it was supposed to until I realized that I kept pressing the button for the first floor.